Helwith Bridge Show

Sunday September 9th

Vegetables

  1. Smallest ripe tomato
  2. Smallest unripe tomato
  3. Ugliest vegetable
  4. most disastrous vegetable

Culinary

  1. Worst homebrew
  2. Most "interesting" preserve
  3. Worst cake by lady
  4. Best cake by gentleman
  5. Best decorated cake by A.N. Other

Handicrafts

  1. Best cage for ferret
  2. Most attractively decorated bag of sticks
  3. Worst photo of a person
  4. Plasticine breakfast
  5. Any other exhibit at all

Exhibits to be in place by 2 pm, judging 3pm.
No prizes at all. Vagabonds and ruffians welcome.
Judges open to bribery and corruption.